JUST SIMPLE HAIRLINE TUTOR.

Ladies this is why you take your man swimming on the first date!

Eu acho mais fácil ser calvo do que ficar nessa daí

This level of grooming is feminine.

I thought the paint would never come off

SPRAY-ON HAIRLINE.

If you have to do all this for a hairstyle. Go bald.

@based_d0m they leaking your routine to maximize DoorDash tips

Whenever it starts raining 🤷

The day I decide to paint my forehead to make my hair look better. Is the day I am better off just going bald.

Men's version of make up

and everyone made fun of the bowl haircut , here you are throwing unnatural straight edges all over your face.

We, as a species, are doomed

What happens if you sweat or it rains?

when the tutorial is finished and I've inhaled all the chemicals

That just objectively looks stupid af. Y'all are doomed wanting to do that

Me watching rn

He looks like an idiot when he’s done.

Couldn’t be any gayer.

Simple hairline tutor? Never thought I’d need one

You must live somewhere it's really dry here in South F that shit would be dripping down your face

Back in time, if someone had told me I’d ever see a man doing something like this, I would’ve thought they were completely insane. Truly depressing to see.

The hard “clean” hair line looks retarded. Who’s going to tell this people the truth?

Male pattern balding is going to hit this dude like a dump truck

I get out of bed and run my fingers through my hair a couple of times and call it good.

I’d make my kid sleep outside if he ever tried pulling some shit like this.

This isn't a hairline. This is makeup.

bring back the word metrosexual

Fakemink?

Bro is young doing this. My dad is bald he told me he lost his shit at 35. He definitely told me to not touch gels and hair dyes. I take some hair vitamins but that’s pretty much it. I still got my hair at 28. Les see how long that goes b4 I gotta cash out 🦃🍗🇹🇷

This is gay. Men shouldn’t care this much about looks.

Brown people are EXTREMELY homosexual!

Cute. Now you look like a Lego.

I'm bald. Used to upset me but even knowing this is over the top levels of effort - having zero effort these days when it comes to hair is pretty solid.