just some topical parody humor

"I love to kill, I haven't done it since Larry wrote my jokes."

This is a very good character bit. But personally, I think it needs a wig. Then you’ll look just like him.

funnier than jerry has ever been

That last line…

“why should i care about dead kids!? i’m married, i’m not looking to date!” *chefs kiss

Got me at the end

I was hoping you'd have a new shot lined up on seinfeld after that shit he just pulled. I dont think its too bold to say that you are the best at seinfeld takedowns in an already very competitive market.

the contest and its who does pedocide first

There has been a strange role reversal where the Jews became cool and edgy Nazis, meanwhile their enemies became hysterical Jews complaining incessantly and annoyingly about the Holocaust.

What's the deeaal with 911 being the emergency phone number? Sounds like another cohencidence to me

@samtripoli is that Tyler Kirk?

Savage 🤣🤣🤣

So well written