Just when you thought you had seen it all….

😂💀 Joe, DEMON GUARD?! I thought holy water was enough; now apparently Hell has a Home Shopping Network. 😈📺 But wait, there’s MORE! Order today, and they’ll throw in two gallons of holy water, a pocket-sized exorcist, and a 30-day money-back guarantee if you’re still possessed. 😂🙏😈

Anything to make a buck!

Apparently, the new holy trinity is Father, Son & PROFIT MARGIN. 🙏💳

Oh like the big guy and his 10%?

Well, the old school way was hard.

😂

Oh yeah? I’ll call your meme and raise you another.😁

Order in the next 10 minutes and you'll get our self rapture kit for just $666.66 Free delivery assembly required.

Oh, Jeesus. They're really not gonna vaccinate now..🫤

Wait there's more 😳

Of course there is! Good morning Nats! 💙

Good morning my sweets

I should be protected now Joe. Thanks

You might need two patches.

Morning Joe 🤣🤣

Good morning dear M! 💙

Bro you ripped this from @TheOnion at least credit them

@TheOnion I don’t know where it’s from somebody send me the video so I shared it

and still... a bargain

Two millennia of miracles, and we’ve landed on the spiritual equivalent of a nicotine patch. 🤣

K…time to market the shit outta this. 🤡 MAGA GUARD 🤡Intelligence infused bandage which immediately repels all dimwits, small handed dicks, Slovenian sluts, and incompetent losers.

What utter, complete, and total B***ocks. OMG. Who on earth believes this? The world has gone mad. Disagree if you must. Be delusional. You are being exploited.

If you start thinking this way, you’ll drive yourself crazy and start acting crazy.

Too late in my case.

Guess need order mine soon 🙄

Might as well order a case. We can all use some.

No kidding!

Don't buy them , they burn , they smoke on contact with skin , they make my head spin 180 degrees and my bed levitate .

New day, new way to pick your pockets clean

JFC… I can’t tell parody from reality anymore. What a ridiculous timeline of grift in which to be alive!🤦🏼‍♀️

The Onion is doing excellent work with Infowars🤣

I think this is satire, only because The Onion owns Infowars now

Because Jesus is a phone call & a credit card away. 🙄

The Onion🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gee I wonder who this is aimed at MAGA MAGA MAGA

*runs to Etsy with a packet of customised bandaids to make some money off morons*

Well, as a satisfied customer I place these on the foreheads of my children when I send them to school so they'll come home the same gender as when they left! It works! Oddly enough, however, they can't seem to make any friends...

It's on the dog? They put the demon guard on the dog? I really wish I had no morals because I can make a fortune in this world fleecing idiots apparently.

Decades ago on CNN, I saw an old guy in South Carolina, who raised quail then started making jewelry out of quail poop. When they asked him why, he said, "Gotta sell them Yankees somethin'."

History has me leery of any precedent where the mentally ill & disordered identify themselves publicly with armbands, but I guess I’ve never seen it done voluntarily before…. 🤷🏼‍♀️

The Onion bought Infowars when Alex Jones went bankrupt. This is a satirical bit typical of them. But I'm sure MAGA tried to find the website to buy them.

You dam well that there is a MAGA idiot some where watching this wonder exactly how to buy this.

These people are literally fucking insane.

So it protects you from demon Trump and demon Republicans?

Nowadays it’s the wicked righteous preying on the people that just want to be left alone