"Karma Chameleon" is taking over the New York Subways!

I would immediately chew down on the cyanide capsule I keep inside my mouth

This is a commerical for al-Qaeda

I'd rather get mugged than have to endure this.

Where’s a hero when we need one?

This, alone, makes me understand Americans' need for carrying semi-automatic weapons

Almost as bad as manacling a person to a radiator