Kebab time.

This cunt is a ripper

Someone give this guy the keys to the city already! Doing more for tourism in Melbourne than any other major tourism campaign. @cityofmelbourne

Now imagine it’s 3am and you’ve had infinity beers

If you want to upgrade this to the next level though get an HSP (Halal Snack Pack). It’s basically the meat, with sauces of your choice but generally Chilli, BBQ and Galic, all served on top of a bed of chips with chicken salt. Ah. Mayzing.

72 hours ago, never heard of him. Now, protect that man at all costs.

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We need to stick to kebabs and acknowledge burritos are beyond us.

Sweet fuck, you inhaled that bastard 😂

Mateee snack pack, you were so close

Jesus Christ mate. This cunts nickname should be Hoover. Holy fuck he can scoff food down. This is quality viewing.

And so you did 👏 however the best kebabs aren’t in the city but that’s okay

Just hurry up and move here full time already!

You need to be smashed bro at 2am this hits different

See? MUCH better than the burrito!

Grant, wait til you have 10 beers and find a kebab in your hands at 2am… you’ll think you’re in heaven!!!

Grant Cohn drooling over my country's food and marveling at everything from Aussie rules to magpies to urinals here is simply amazing. @grantcohn your next mission is to try to Aussie hamburger 'with the lot'. You need to go to a proper takeout place, not a McDonalds.

Like watching someone on death row destroy their last meal. 😂

Watches a Yank chug down a kebab for 5 minutes

And if this was 3am after you’ve had a skinful, the whole experience would be Super Bowl special

The type you are eating - döner kebab - originated from Türkiye. But there are all kinds across the Middle East and into Europe (Greece gyros eg).

We need some @Vegemite on toast reviews!

snack pack though?

Wait til youve had one at 6am after being kicked out of a nightclub with a Footscray 6 dragging you by the arm, too drunk to know where you are and no clue where home is.

When it calls your name, even the greats are powerless to refuse.

Yeap! After a 6 pack of VB beer and a kebab's gunna make for a great poo tomorrow. USD $12.25 well spent.

Welcome to the rest of your life. 🤘

Wait til he finds out that you can get them with chips inside…

This is why Aus doesn’t have good burritos, kebabs were there first

Finally. Can’t say I’ve ever had a bad kebab.

Brother you need to go to Stalactites and get a souvlaki. I ate there late night almost every day one year I was working on the Aus Open.

Mate you have to get a Bahn Mi. It’s not Australian but it has basically converted itself into Australia’s national dish hahaha

Dude please stop posting, I have food in my fridge that needs to be eaten and I keep not eating it because you remind me how awesome the food here is

Memories of youth flooding back. 3 hrs in surf then smash a kebab in 30 seconds. Big nights out then smash a kebab at 1am - in 30 seconds. Good times.

Can someone please for the love of god give him a gig at tourism Victoria. Have watched all 3 videos he is that good 😂

I prefer the chunky meat like from Lamb's in Carlton.

The best ones are usually sold out of the side of a van. If you see a kebab van, you know what to do.