Keep the kid home

That kid is going to run away and join the military as soon as he can, or turn into a liberal. 50/50 chance.

Crazy bitch. No ring either so that baby daddy left her after he realized she’s batshit crazy. Poor kids gonna get bullied at school because of this whack job.

Why the fuck did she mark him with a fake tat like a human trafficker/pimp.

Is she going to throw him overboard?

Ngl I thought she was gon chuck him off the boat

Why did she taped his belly button? Is he going to fight agent Smith?

This mom is extreme, but there are crazy people everywhere. You’ll see this differently when you have kids.

>on a cruise Who's gonna kidnap bro, the fucking sea-peoples???

Bitches be using kids for views but when the exact shit happens all they do is scream like a retard which they're

Make sure to call 59(1?)(7?)-(1?)(L?)6-06-1 Philip with one L may be saved...

I’m not saying that kids gonna grow up and have problem but he’s gonna have problems

Fuck it why doesn't she slap a price tag and throw him in a glass box with a button saying press for assistance like fuckkkkkkkk

if it’s that serious… stay home

As a kid of the 90s with a house key and a bmx bike with friends who would be gone all day until night, this feels so strange to me.

Is that your child or your damn livestock?

What's the point of taking them on a cruise....

Seriously, I was thinking she gonna chuck the kid in the ocean herself.

surprised matey didn’t just throw himself overboard when she had her back turned

Shiiiiiii... I thought she was about to Throw the child Overboard to play Hide-and-seek

Why did she cover his bellybutton?

Might as well get him a tracking chip implant while she’s at it

und dann komme ich nach dem siebten Pilsbier und werfe den kleinen Bengel kommentarlos über Bord

I mean he’s on a boat there’s only so many places he can go

Fear and anxiety are irrational so you could feed them endlessly thorugh these silly rituals and they would still never be satisfied. Our society is ruled by this insanity btw. Safetism is our current religion and we have to kill it.

It’s a cruise ship where tf he can go?!

IT'S A BOAT! WHERE IS HE GONNA GO? WHAT ARE THE AIRTAGS GONNA DO? "Oh, I lost my child, let's check the airtags. Hmm. One is in the ocean, and one is also in the ocean. Hmm... I wonder where he could be." LIKE, WHAT IS THE POINT OF 2 OF THEM?! IF ONE GETS THROWN OFF?

Do you not have kids ? I won’t even let mine on the front porch alone in this world.

Poor kid is going to be an absolute fuckin loser

I thought she would throw him out of the board...

Bro,I said this before you popped up 😂😂😂

I remember when I was 14. I would run around and do whatever the fuck I wanted on a cruise ship and would be back by like 10PM or sm shit. Idk why some people decide to prep their kids for fucking war over nothing.

Considering it's a cruise she is appropriately reacting.

I'm begging people to realize that these videos are ads and that nobody goes this far but they're hoping you'll be 'more reasonable' and just buy one or two of these over-engineered throwaway solutions to problems that aren't real problems.

it’s giving overboard 😩