Korean dads are WILD.

my italian dad once put me (like 8 at the time) on his lap while he was drinking and driving on a highway and told me to drive straight as he turned around to argue with his pregnant gf

Well that’s not true.

No? Whatcha got?

You have to blow into a breathalyzer. A long breath. Something a baby is not doing. I’ve administered enough preliminary breath tests to know how these work.

@drinkonsaturday

@drinkonsaturday You’re welcome, Captain Cumbucket.

Add this to the list of things that never happened

I would of guessed Eskimo

Haha. Just chilly, I guess

That too funny and i though mexican dads were only ones that get there kids drinking early !!!!!

Drunk driving is no joke but my guy told this story so perfectly 🤣 I laughed way to hard.

I love it when people can’t make fun of themselves and their race and it’s OK because it’s just a damn joke,

No Cop Ever: "let me test it on the baby in the back instead of testing it on myself"

Don’t care if it’s true or not. Soju….oh the things I did embraced by that spirit…AWESOME!!!!

his dad needs to join marvel as a villain lol

That’s funny

Right?

So fake. “He breathalyzes me” is your tip off, since you have to hold a consistent breath to tip the breathalyzer gun. So. Your pops is a liar.

Soju…. My first experience was with a band of Koreans. I spoke a little Korean and I spoke little English. Pretty soon all we could say is Soju.!! Never too early

OMFG this is hysterical...

I think we have the same dad.

Bro Koreans are wild mfers lol but that’s a funny ass story

😂 SO SCARY BUT SO INSANELY FN FUNNY!! (People never do what is shared in the above posted video) 😂 lol hilarious but seriously don’t

Anyone that has ever taken a breathalyzer test knows you have to blow for a very long time. I highly doubt a baby would have the lung capacity to get enough air through the breathalyzer. Even more why wouldn’t the cop try it on himself? Funny story though.

Not true. A breathalyzer takes like five seconds of consistent blowing to get a read. Most people have to do it more than once, even if they’re sober and an adult with adult size lungs So unless if he means he was like seven

I don't believe it but it's funny

😂😂😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg 😭😭

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Funny, but didn’t happen

Doesn’t matter what your ethnicity is….everyone needs at least one Soju experience in their lifetime

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What a way to celebrate your first rooftop!!! I’ll bet dad knows @RoofKorean7 🌆🏙️