KYLE SCHWARBER IS A MACHINE!

BLANK CHECK.

Phillie for the rest of his career*** because we are paying him right… RIGHT 😡

EXTEND HIM NOW

DAVID DOMBROWSKI I AM NO LONGER ASKING

EXTEND HIM

I will donate to a go fund me for his salary

Give him a blank check

its his world we just live in it

GIVE THAT MAN HOWEVER MUCH MONEY HE WANTS

MVP MVP MVP

I've never wanted a Phillie extended more in my life.

If the Phillies ever let him go they are insane

#ExtendSchwarber

THAT IS A GRAND.. SLAM!

PAY. HIM. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

How does Mike Trout sit there and watch this and Bryce’s bomb and not want to be apart of this?

Just give him the key to the city!

He is quite literally the glue that holds our offense together.

PAY HIM!!!!!!!!

He gets more expensive by the day

Attention: John Middleton, you don't even need to get Dave Dombrowski involved. Just give Kyle Schwarber whatever he wants over 4 or 5 years #ShowHimTheMoney

as a twins fan, what is it like to have a stadium full almost all year long for every game? Looks electric as fuck.

Dave...

Would be advantageous of you to extend him. Clutch player and probably the best Phillies hitter this year.

Pay the man. TONIGHT.

PAY HIM

He’s AMAZING and HUMBLE!! And, lest we forget, the 2025 ALL STAR MVP!!! ❤️🤍

He is Phillie.

And he’s OUR machine!!! ♥️⚾️

I swear if y’all don’t pay the man what he’s owed 🔥

give this dude a blank check