Kyle. Schwarber.

Saw that 3% home run probability and took it personally

EXTEND HIM DICK HEAD

SIGN HIM

DAVE

Pay. Him.

It will be the biggest fumble in Philly Sports History if he isn't re-signed, like "Sell the team" levels of incompetence. Don't let it get to that.

Pay him

Every home run increases his paycheck. If he's not extended by the end of this week, I'm taking the phanatic hostage

Announce Romano DFA

The legend grows with every swing. Don’t be on the wrong side of history.

He just added on a few million. Good job, Dave 🙄

You better lock it up!

This is a FUCK YOU, PAY ME swing. Holy shitballs!

he’s gonna look so good in orange and blue

#ExtendSchwarber

PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM PAY HIM

3% ARE YOU SURE @Apple

Weekly PSA

i would die for him

DFA Romano...... godzilla he sucks

BLANK CHECK OR ELSE IM TURNING DAVE *AND* JOHN INTO EGGHEADS

Pay him immediately.

Us real fans appreciate you exposing us. Maybe something will change one day lol. Yanks are a bunch of frauds.

SCHWARBOMB with the laser to left!

Blank check. PAY THE MAN

jesus christ he’s insane

Pay this man NOW!

Can’t wait for him to be a Cub next year!

The sound 😳😳

Blank check

Blank check time guys…