late to the party on this but:

If you're going to write a bit for your shitty stand-up, how about you actually look into what you're talking about? "Killed zero people?" How plausible do you even think that is, coming from the country most well-known for stealing others' land and culture? Fuck right off.

the problem you’ve got here is, i’ve actually researched this and you haven’t

I don't know if I'm more annoyed about how unfunny this is, how untrue this is or how do you live w yourself with being such a little rat faced c*nt.

Everything said in this video is wrong and intellectually dishonest.

I'd try some actual research instead of IA, little Milo. Britain actually did kick the Argentine garrison on the islands out in 1833. Besides, Maradona's Hand of God in 1986 came after the war so perhaps you could take some basic Maths lessons apart from the History stuff.

lo peor de todo no es que seas tremendo burro sino que sos cero gracioso pa

Pathetic very poor research and absofknglutely unfunny. Seriously, are you Brit? Cause your stand-up sucks.

are you a snake? cos you sound extremely rattled

There was a time that British humour was the best... There was Monty Python and now the decadent you... Btw, get the facts straight, the war was in 1982, the world cup was much later.

It is Malvinas Islands, they were occupied by people, there was a Governor ruling the Islands. You had already tried twice to occupy Buenos Aires. Check your facts somewhere else than you a hole

I love stand-up, and I love strong jokes, and I never comment on social media, but everything you said is wrong, and the British Empire killed and robbed more things from other cultures than any other nation. The idea of a good joke is that it is based on hard truths. Not this.

How lousy must the UK education system be if you're being taught this BS. And how ignorant are you to call a third world country "Nazi" when you come from a 1st world colonizer country with a history of genocide like no other. Also, you're very unfunny, maybe find a new job?

Your humor is like briths food, very shitty

briths

You are right, britshit

Increible como está todo mal pero bueno qué esperar de un inglés no?

the far right joke only works on gringos because for there were 15 years of left leaning goverments

falkland islands is a litmus test to see if someone is actually anti imperialist or if theyre just performative china is another good one

Beside the fact that there were people and you killed them all and countless other arguments, fuck you.

Not true and not funny at the same time

Si te vas a burlar de Malvinas por lo menos ocupate de ser gracioso mientras promoves mentiras.

good luck recruiting muslims to go to war with us, you faggot. your empire is no longer what it used to be, the fuckin masonic cunt that you had for a queen is 6ft under, alongside thathcher, and now you are ruled by a bunch of soyjacks. MALVINAS WILL BE OURS

Rword take. Malvinas were already occupied when the British invaded/settled. Revenge for Maradona at the world cup?? Boy, you have your dates mixed up. But what else can you expect from these crooked-teeth, inbred mfs who went from being THE GREAT BRITISH EMPIRE to USA’s bitch 🤷🏻‍♂️

Funny! Brits talking sh*t about Argentina while they are literally being f*cked by their own government 😄 Are you gonna lough so much when your incompetent PM ultimately leads you to the death of your own culture soon?

Uk had a shady settlement for a couple of years until spain took notice of it Spain had a garrison until 1811 Argentina re claimed them near 1820 Formerly occupied the islands on 1829 USA almost destroyed the argentinian settlement Year after UK takes it by force

always an english idiot coming here to say how it was actually ethical to claim a land across the world as their own just because the people they planted there, after displacing the original habitants, said they prefer being english (who would've thought?)

Thank goodness they don’t have a good internet connection. Otherwise, your terrible standup would have bored everyone on the island to death.

You know nothing about history. the island was first settled by french, then came british invasors, french gave them to Spain and expelled british settlers. Argentina inherited them from Spain. UK occupied them illegaly and expelled argentinians there, search Gaucho Rivero.

You're the pick me for Zionist devils. Sod off, man.

supporting the falklanders right to self determination rather than being annexed by a settler colonial state is about as far the ideological opposite of supporting israel as i can conceive of

Israel is taking the petrol and natural resources from The Malvinas Islands

If fish and chips were a comedian

fish and chips is good

Kill yourself and record it.

You made a funny bit, I must admit, but the even funnier thing is how ridiculous and poor your “research” is that you come across Argentina as a Nazi country. I know that sometimes good comedy thrives on exageration but probably you can do better than that and you got tons of other things you can make fun of argentineans for. If, of course, this was your actual research.

How about you do a joke about how muslims are taking over your country and they got better teeth than you. Its ok if you need relevance but you need to be funny to be comedian, youre just doing hate speech disguised as a roast

The soy is strong with this one.

even ignoring the historically inaccurate facts, your comedic timing, structures and punchlines suck. I’ve always admired British comics, even if the joke about Malvinas, but your set was as bland and unremarkable as, well, you.

Gay sex is more masculine than this dude. And his geopolitical knowledge its at the level of a 12 year old girl

Problem is the way things stand right now the US would probably support Argentina against the UK.

This guy is stupid and in fact, UK expeled locals (Arg)

This is horrific, full of líes and dissapointing