Left foot ✅ Right foot ✅ Header ✅ Kevin Schade's perfect hat-trick 🎩

Left, right, header… Schade really completed the hat trick checklist! 🎩🔥 What a performance! 👏⚽️

He is the perfect Gyok Gyok replacement. Off the left/ second striker. He would have been so good for us, but Brentford apparently weren't willing to listen to any offers

Made it happen ⚽

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✏️Quiz: Name the season, the game, and who else scored in that game!

@tweem 800k

Man was cooking with both feet 😭 What a hat-trick

Good

He knows where the net is

How doesn't he appear on the @DFB_Team yet?

Guess he’s auditioning for a foot‑model agency, because that hat‑trick is pure runway material. 🫶

Left, right, header… Schade really completed the hat trick checklist! 🎩🔥 What a performance! 👏⚽️ As copied.

Was there a match last night??

Schade doing all three is nasty. We’d need three games to find one of those finishes.

Awesome 👏

I remembered Sterling pulling same hattrick on Norwich city

If he could do that this weekend it would be ultra appreciated

That hat-trick had more footwork than my betting slip has logic 😭

Baller

Perfect hat-trick! Schade was pure class 🎩

Perfect hat-trick against who exactly? This is just glorified stat-padding. He needs to show up against top-6 clubs before we start hyping 'perfect'. Tears in my eyes.

وووو

Banging

Nice one there