Legends. 🥹 #OpeningDay

@WatchMarquee This game would’ve been winnable if we didn’t start Matthew Boyd.

Nico Hoerner is fucking useless

LFG CUBBIES

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@Cubs Your Brewers Scored 14 Runs Today. Just Saying.

Bringing the legends out 🤣

Fire Counsell and throw Nico to single A

Screw you guys. I’m coming to see the cubs in August and nico(my fav) will be traded before I get to see him bc we will be awful.

Sucks they had to watch Matthew Boyd and Ben Brown pitch today. Couple of fucking losers.

4-15 RISP. NINE RUNNER LEFT ON BASE. YOU FUCKING SUCK

Get Happ in the 9 hole and keep him there

Read the room

I fucking hate you so fucking much. How many goddamn opportunities do you need with runners on to score some fucking runs? Love Happ (worst hitter) in the 3 hole to have 2 Ks and a double play, all with runners on! Go fuck yourself. Fuck you @Cubs

FUCK YOU

Yall are so fucking useless

@WatchMarquee OMG! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Yes! The best 🔥🔥🔥

Awesome STRETCH HEROS!!

4EVERCubsLegends🐐🫡🥹🥲🥲🥲

Something your new phaggot team won’t be. Yall should have been swallowed

Very excited I have stuff I have to do on Saturday and Sunday so you assholes can't ruin my day

I was there. Upper Deck first base line. Froze my arse off. Need to sell hoodies & t-shirts with a frozen Cubs logo, gale force north winds emoji, and the words "I Survived Opening Day 2026". I'd buy one. 🥶

Son.

Trash ass team. Yall should have been fucking swallowed

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