Let me know when Taylor Swift does this

T swift would get folded like a chair and then some on this play

FR!

Her Folklore album didn't get me to the playoffs

i hate swifties so much like… they’re not even FUNNY when they’re trying to be incendiary. they’re the dollar tree white bread of fans with the mentality that they’re a 20 dollar loaf of hand crafted brioche. like go away please you’re bland AND unpalatable.

Okay but I'd like to see Ja'Marr Chase do Afterglow

He’s a very talented man but I think that’s out of his grasp

Let us know when an NFL player records a gold album.

Checkmate

taylor swift ain’t making a sympathy more pretty then brady’s 28-3 comeback

Taylor Swift could run while holding a ball, but Ja’Marr Chase couldn’t air his grievances with former lover Jake Gyllenhaal in a ten minute song-of-the-year contender, I fear.