Let me recap the earnings call. $MSTR

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This is the first time holding bitcoin made me more gay than holding anything else, including a dick

I am going to skull fuck you for shitting up bitcoin so badly. You're fucking washed and your financial engineering is gay.

@A5T3R0lD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Damn if someday this goes to shit It would have been so obvious in retrospect.

jerked off to this 3 times in the last hour ❤️

Why does it matter if he sells 1 bitcoin to buy 20 more?

i pray this is AI generated

oh man

😂 I hate how much I love this.

Poor Jeff Park. Transforms halfway through into an old white guy 😅

We all suddenly have this impending doom in our belly…. We know they will play this video in the inevitable future booboo scenario…

Saylor is the king of AI slop, I honestly love it. 😂

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Just leaving a comment here so there is proof that I was indeed here when it all blows up in the future and this tweet is seen as the clearest example of where things went wrong 🥀

Maybe I’m wrong, but I feel like people either think $MSTR is genius… or completely insane. There’s no middle anymore 😂

Jeff has multiple personality disorder

My current favourite Bitcoin song. From the Bitcoin equivalent of Bruce Springsteen. Superb.

opening a short here

🤣😂

ahahahaha omg so based wtf

Dump it.

Wtf is this?? No wonder why no one takes bitcoin seriously

@titlejt Like these Bitcoin raps for real 🤣🤣🤣