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After someone’s potted the green in snooker, we say that he’s on “the Kevin” as the next colour is De Bruyne

Skem are Massive 🙌🏻🙌🏻💙

Fancy signing for the skem @petercrouch ? Potential reunion with pascal ?🤖

My mate once called the remote control the ‘Jenson’ as in the jenson buttons. It’s always called the jenson now for about 20 years

Every time someone sprays a 40 yard diag at training, we give them a new name: Spray Parlour Spray Winston Spray Quinn Spraymond Van Baarneveld all used this evening

The lads I play 5-a-side with have a term for when someone gets into a really good position to take a shot, like they’ve done really well to get there, but then they nause the shot up. It’s called a “spunker”, from the phrase “he’s spunked that up the wall.

My round, I'm going to the Demba (Ba) anyone want anything?

Nice one but when there’s not much 4G you say “there’s not much Gregory Vignal” (signal)

Having someone over - got vincent over later (kompany) Someone's too into something- a bit Roy (Keane) Self pleasure- having a Steve (malbranque) Hailing a taxi- getting a Steve (kabba)

'Haven't got a Salomon (Kalou)'