Life advise from CJ 😌👀

You cant even spell advice Carly

you don't need to spell when your this sexy Dylan, you wouldn't know

@Dylzzyy You look rough as f.

@Dylzzyy What do you look like

@Dylzzyy Fat bald and divorced.

@Dylzzyy Figured

Feel sorry for your poor daughter having to watch her mum post shit like this

She doesn't have twitter hun

@Jonahmiark She might not, but friends will and they will be showing her

@Jonahmiark Na they're not hun they're fully grown adults with lives . No one gives a fuck

I noticed a slight deformation to the left side of your jaw and worked out using ancient Greek calculus that it was caused by 3457 ball bags constantly slamming against your jaw while you were performing top. Glad I could help.

Probably

I like you.

Imagine taking "advise" from a whore Bitch no one gives a fuck what you say 😂

Your on every post giving a fuck

It's a bit like standing in shit... can't just leave it

So shag as many men as you can till you find one who treats you nice after a shag?

That's my motto

Someone got bashed and dashed

Sorry to here

Words of wisdom 😄 I don’t even talk to men before I sleep with them.

Best way

Women need to fuck men first to reveal their true intentions? What if their only intention was to fuck? You've just given him a tap in

What makes you sit there and do videos like this 🤣🤣🤣

Just passing down my knowledge babes

You've basically just told everyone that you open your legs to bare men & then realise they've used you for sex you absolute retard , can you get any more fucking retarded ,ladies sleep with the bloke then see how he acts enit top tips from brass of the day

Yeah I won’t be taking “advice” from someone who doesn’t know the difference between a noun and a verb. Stick to selling your tuna canoe

I can't take advice from someone who spells advice wrong.

Life advice you fucking retard. But, yes, message approved x

‘Life advise’ 😂

😂

Is this from experience? Because I highly doubt it’s a reasonable guage of how nice a guy is. It’s more a reflection of your value I’m sorry to say.

It's a scientific fact hun, google it, it's called post nut clarity . Doesn't happen with me tho x

@dnbinvestor That’s absolutely not what post-nut clarity is 😂 PNC happens on the man’s side, not yours!

@dnbinvestor No shit . Hence why I said a man acts different once he's shagged

What an absolutely disgusting accent. Goes well with the slag wearing it I suppose

The voice, oh my 🤮🤮

This probably goes hard if you’re deaf

On a side note… always take a girl swimming on a first date, so you see the ‘real’ her without the makeup

@BondAngle12 always been Bowtell’s problem 😆

I'll take your word for it😂

The lights are on but no one is home …….

Yea

So just shag every fella then? Got it.

Grown woman with a kid and can’t even spell 😂

Carly my love ,are you pissed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wise words indeed. Alternatively, from the mans perspective, is the sex worth all the moods/high maintenance behaviour? That’s the equation in question

This you?

*advice

Have u been drinking

Not today

Absolute dog and thick as mince

She has a point though, Doesn’t she?

Could you talk to my penis please Carly?

No ?

Shame. My penis and i could listen to you all day

😂

Why do you sound like a spastic?