Life with an Emu.

I am marking an emu off of my Christmas list.

I decided to do that too 😂

Remember humans lost the emu war.

Also called “Life with a derpy modern velociraptor.”

Some AI somewhere needs to give these birds arms. They’re unbalanced with useless wings.

They are so derpy and spastic I love it

So emu is like a bipedal orange cat 🙀

Crazy damn bird!

@EmuSecundus

Life without arms

Emu's are absolutely the silliest birds on the planet. I knew someone that use to raise them. You could whistle for them at the fence and the female would come bolting from across the field cause she knew they were getting pets or food/treats.

Umm, ... no.

Yeah so these really must be related to dinosaurs.

Where's Doug?

I saw my favorite Emmanuel but who is Doug?

Oh right! The guy’s body language is saying I’m dumb 😂

lol, God failed this creature.

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@VesperHollowTES YOU

After studying how paleontologist shrink wrapped dinosaurs and the fact that today's predators, like wolves, cats and bears actually look cute. The emu's cousin the Trex was probably one of the cutest predators.

@raiko_star Now try eating their eggs or even their meat.

Why do Americans have Australian emu’s

a honey badger an emu and a kangaroo all walk into a cage. Who wins?

And dumbass Doug saw this vid and said "I want that for my partner"

Too bad, too slow, gotta go!

We are a wiley bunch.

クンクンかな？

Total wreckage

Its all fun and games untill you find a funny looking emu with a blue and red head.

😎

Neck on legs haha

They're sort of retarded.................... unpredictable, clowns, awkward..............

Emus are fun but not very bright. 😂

And you wonder why the Australians lost the war with them

They are pure comic relief.