Lights, camera, van Hecke 🔥 🔹 Alipay+

@AlipayPlus You've had more than a month to think of a good caption, and you went with "Lights, camera, van Hecke"?

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@AlipayPlus It’s up there……

@AlipayPlus This Van Partnership is generational. We got Ven x Hecke

@AlipayPlus Doesn’t work boys…..surely needs to at least rhyme with action? Dare to do better

@AlipayPlus Van Hecke's got the spotlight, but it's the AlipayPlus sponsorship that's really running the show here. Wonder if the board cares more about the defensive line or the Asian market expansion?

@AlipayPlus Great signing, great player, love everything about this, but I saw someone say he looks like he has Down syndrome and I can’t unsee it😭 (I have a little brother with Down syndrome, I’m not making fun of disabled ppl)

@AlipayPlus In the day and age where we have AI and ChatGPT you come up with something a first grader wouldn’t write. Lol

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@AlipayPlus Admin on an early Friday finish

@AlipayPlus "What the Hecke?!" 😍 "A Hecke of a signing." ✊🏼 "Hecke yes!" 🥳 All better than the dross in this tweet! 🤦🏼‍♂️

@AlipayPlus The names Bond....John Paul Van Hecke Bond

@AlipayPlus So cool bro 😎😎🔥

@AlipayPlus I honestly don’t know how spurs fans cope with this club 😭😭

@AlipayPlus Heckle You Say?

@AlipayPlus Admin as finished as spurs are as a club

@AlipayPlus Marmoush pleaseeeeeeeee

@AlipayPlus Probably didn't want to say "lights, camera, Van-ction."

@AlipayPlus So the 6 was him😆😆

@AlipayPlus What ChatGPT caption is that lmao.

@AlipayPlus Can’t wait to see how many errors he makes leading to goals conceded.

@AlipayPlus Huh

@AlipayPlus How long did the admin spend thinking that up

@AlipayPlus Great signing

@AlipayPlus This screams captain material

@AlipayPlus For him

@AlipayPlus What are you doing lads?

@AlipayPlus No allow man united to score you please abeg ooo

@AlipayPlus Good

@AlipayPlus He is the biggest yard dog in the prem, perfect replacement for that dog Romero

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@AlipayPlus mate what the fuck

@AlipayPlus FAS Baby