Like a chicken getting hit and exploding into feathers

Traffic keeps flowing like nothing happened.

If your shoes come off getting hit by a car, it means you die. It’s Just a fact.

What is it with all these overweight cops who can’t even sprint 100 yards?

Dede went from going to jail to going to the morgue in 2 seconds…

I wonder if there’s a developer on rockstar games that’s dedicated to programming the physics of people getting hit by vehicles in gta 6. They might wanna take a look at this for reference

Dude could have just kept briskly walking away from the cop and he would have been free and clear

his shoes flew up like crash bandicoot lmao

That's too much risk for a low-stakes scenario. The cop was tailing him at maybe 3 mph before he got dismantled.

Just to flee a cop that can't even run.