like i’d rather run a marathon than do this

Both parties try to be nonchalant as possible until one loses interest

Yeah. If you haven't asked me a question after 2 rounds...

Just get rid of the apps. Life becomes so much better. Ignore the anxiety that you'll never meet someone, that's just harmful FOMO. It really is a better life without that shit. Besides, it's a terrible way to meet people for the first time.

unironically why i can't stand dating apps. i just have zero interest in texting women i don't even know at all. i get fucking nothing out of it.

I know I’m a better conversationalist in person than through text so I try to set a date up earlier rather than later but if you’re drying texting like this I’m not entertaining past the 3rd message

I hate this shit so much overshare be a goddamn person when talking to people

this vid is so good in that it's easier to run a marathon than watch it all the way through, it's that good god damn fuck

I'm one of the EXTREMELY rare cases where i got a successful relationship out of a tinder match and i still wouldn't recommend using dating apps. I'd say that it's just as hard to find someone you have a genuine connection with on dating apps than it is just going out in public

yeah haha

if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen or, if you can't make casual conversation with strangers just be single forever lol. nobody is going to pursue you otherwise

I have so little personality over the phone cause I find it to be such an inconvenience that I get annoyed when someone reaches out too frequently and too quickly. Or worse, they call. Will literally wonder why they're talking to me so much but in person can talk for hours

If people can't make casual conversation then maybe they shouldn't date at all. Many years ago we would actually chat on the phone. A foreign concept I know.

Just say you can’t make conversation. One word answers isn’t gonna cut it

when i was on them most of the dm's were small talk and then asking them out for drinks all these other questions are supposed to happen at dinner/bar

oh hes beautiful isnt he..

you know this is a skill issue right

My experience is me being the one out of frame

Are you running marathons ?

Kills me that they barely let you enter any information about yourself in there, too. You end up with a million profiles with everyone saying "I like to travel, good food, and my dog/cat!" and like, wow, awesome.

this is also just how everyone from connecticut is, nobody here really has any semblance of a personality

This is 9/10 men you'll talk to genuinely what's wrong with these ppl?

surface level simping

Yeah I’ll bet that’s a real trial for you fatty

You don't need to know much. The key for dating apps is fun banter.

My conversations on Hinge were never this dull lol but I guess it’s because the second I get lame or dry responses from men I unmatch them. I’ve mostly had really interesting meaningful conversations on there

But gay guys eat that up all the time

Maybe don't be boring then?

Just call them