Like seriously? 😏

I'm having a hard time believing one woman would want him, let alone two!

Tampon must be bigger than him

Ain’t no way in hell two people on this earth let that man inside them I find it hard to believe you did lol

While hes built like the globgobgabgalab

This better be a parody

Wait...Who exactly would he be cheating with??? He is build like an unfinished stacking tower

This guy can't even find his penis yet he's telling you what you can and can't stick in your vagina!

Is his torso facing the opposite direction?

There’s no way she’s letting this funny box built bitch touch her. I don’t give a damn what she looks like but I know it has to be way better than this funny fuck.

It's cheating for him bc the tampon is bigger than his shrimp 😭

His ass not supposed to be there 🧐

Why does this guy look like a cartoon drawn by Michael J Fox off his Parkinson's meds? Also.....Catfish world champ.

Is that guy standing backwards?

Who is he cheating on her with? Wendys? 🤣🤦‍♀️💀

Eww, what on earth did she marry? I’d put him out for free on the side of the highway—please take, no returns.

Never date, a man whose titties are bigger than yours

There's NO WAY this can be real. You have to prove it to me. This looks like "reality" TV.

What is going on with his frame, what the fuck do you call it? He is married also?

If my partner looked like this, we would make shitty acting skits for the masses to peddle too

This has to be parody especially since the guy has enough saggy skin to make another 3 humans 🙈

This has to be a skit bruh 😂

Be fucking fr

"You should be using maxipads because that is what I told you to do". What?

Is he fucking stupid. And who would date his sloppy ass. This is ridiculous. Get him a beer

We are living in the worst of times if men like this actually think TWO women would be interested in him. Also nice profile photo, showing just the tip of that fucking iceberg!

You let that guy inside you?

the tampon logic is actually deranged. he really looked at his wife using basic hygiene and decided that was his free pass to cheat. the dating profile at the end is just the cherry on top ngl

How can he cheat? 🤔Can he even find it?

Tell him the tampon don’t even go in the same hole as his little weiner does. Dumb motherfucker.

This better be a skit, because first of all that man has a three tier jelly roll for a midsection, who the hell wants to SHAG that? Also, I'd like to believe that NO MAN is that bloody stupid!!!

Who the hell laid with that once...much less asa side chick?!

There’s no fucking way