lil somthin from crossroads

(Raw text) Subspace: So this is Crossroads… Hyperlaser: I’m surprised you’ve never visited. Hyperlaser: …Then again, I can’t imagine you’d have much reason to leave Blackrock, given your condition and line of work. Subspace: Is it always warm like this?

Hyperlaser: Yes. Subspace: Ugh, what a hassle! You’d think the organizers of this tournament would be a bit more considerate of their important guests and their home climates! Hyperlaser: Well, since they have to account for every region, it makes sense that it would be held here

Subspace: Well, how considerate of them to account for Blackrock’s primarily insulated attire… NOT!! Hyperlaser: We can find you some new clothes if you packed for colder weather.

Subspace: Hah, don’t embarrass me. You think I DIDN’T account for this? What do you think I'm wearing?! Hyperlaser: But you just- Subspace: No time to waste! We must begin planning immediately! End