LinkedIn is the Instagram for career progress jealousy. 🔊 … 🤣

Example LinkedIn content: I was late to interview because I decided to help a little girl who was crying. It turned out to be boss’ daughter. He lost her weeks ago and thanked me for doing the right thing. I got the job. We all cried and ate cake.

🤣🎯💯

Linked in reminds me of HGTV house hunters. John breeds salamanders and Jessica sells ceramic dolls. Combined income 1.2 million dollars

LinkedIn is trash.

What she doesn't realize is, a lot of those people are faking how awesome their jobs and "work life" is, and you can literally make things up on your profile. @JoshuaFluke made a video of his LinkedIn profile where he was CEO of 5 different companies. 🤣

Get married to a rich man and be faithful. Have kids and be a good wife.

Career aspirations have replaced familial aspirations in first world women

Someone give her a job and give her pretty pay

“How are you doing this?” We didn’t waste my life seeking social media fame. 4x business owner (sold 3 for profit) Don’t come to me for advice 🤣