Literally everything is bigger in Texas.

epilepsy bigger in texas😬

I knew a guy from Texas. He was all hat, no cattle. He told me his ranch was so big, when he got in his truck, it took him a day and a half to drive from one end to the other. I replied, “I had a truck like that myself once.”

😂😂😂

Have fun crashing your car because you’re now blind

If this is the house, I’m thinking of. It’s on Beverly in Preston Hollow and it is just freaking stunning.

I know that light bill about to be looking crazy in January

Meanwhile I’m over here shutting down every light in the goddamn house tryna save a buck.

This why yall grid shut down every year lmao