Little danger noodle guarding his orange

This tiny noodle is Dekay's Brownsnake. These guys feed on slugs, worms crickets, small frogs and other invertebrates

She thinks it’s her egg! That’s her baby noodle! 🐍🍊💚🔥

The bond between this little girl and her snake.💖💖

This lil guy must be protected at all cost

How do you train a snake to do that?

Like a pro protector 😉

fun fact: "danger noodle" is the pet name my ex girlfriend gave my pen!s. 🍆 She used to guard her "orange" a lot too.

The snake in this video is African Dasypeltis medici snake swallowing an egg bigger than it’s head, unbelievable elasticity‼️🐍😳

she sure is attached to her orange.. lol

Man’s got a guard snake no need for a dog

thought it was a new type of pokemon

Syracuse Fan 🍊

I thought this was the usual prank with a fake snake, then it started moving 😳

😳💨💨💨

That's a warning coloration pattern for protection. Cool snake!

Protective little dude just wants his snack

Oranges are precious, they used to be considered reasonable Christmas presents !

Danger noodles are extremely defensive of fruit. This defensive nature originates from the last time that they gave fruit out, which got them into trouble.

Adorable protector! 🐍🍊

… $Beardy 🧡

So 🥰 cute!

Why do animals defend things so fearlessly while humans overthink everything? What do y’all think?

yeah I’m skipping that fruit break today

he's puffing up and means business 💯

Wow

so cute

😳😳😳😳😳 omg 😱

Thats mine...

I think it's a ground snake, non-venomous, native to SW United States.

Thats my orange

Is it noodle snake

"Little danger noodle guarding his orange"

Scare..🥹🥹🥹

Sir. That is your orange, apparently.