Lmao he broke it down real good

what about Liverpool?

What about them?

My guy straight skipped Liverpool 😂 Liverpool was the guy who was in a long term relationship but his better half decided to part ways, no explanation no reason just before getting married as well, now Liverpool tries to date but it's just not the same

I'm so glad he didn't mention Liverpool. You don't see gods in conversations about mortals

Nowadays when we see Man United we like:

I knew he wasn't gonna mention Liverpool cuz it's hard to pin us down. we're like Arsenal and United combined

Lmaooo Manchester United so accurate

😂 the Tottenham description killed me it's too spot on

I like how he describes Chelsea, hopefully Chelsea can stop changing personalities every season lmao

You forgot to say Chelsea always win no matter the odds

The accuracy. Arsenal is my forever love, but I always want Crystal Palace to do well too 🥹

Very snart guy, he intentionally didn't talk about Liverpool so people will come to the comment section to talk about for whatever reason.

Everything perfectly placed. But Man United got me 😂

Lost me at Arsenal. “The highs are incredible” what highs?

What’s so funny about arsenal’s lows is that they finished 8th twice. In that time Tottenham finished 17th twice, Man Utd finished 8th and 15th and Chelsea finished 12th and 10th. So the lows aren’t that low compared to some of our rivals.

Liverpool is the kind, generous, funny and charming regular guy that got it together who no one good can’t seem to hate. Only the evil ones hate him. The Zohran Mamdani of English clubs

This nga annoyed me yoh. Anyway Liverpool is the guy with heritage, very gritty. He was (still is) Manchester United's greatest rival. But he's all about heart. If you fall for him you'll never walk alone. He has money but doesn't act like it. he's not the obvious pick -

That Tottenham description was Arsenal until last season 😳

Not mentioning Liverpool just confirms you don’t know fuck all about football. Garbage

Mama. We’ve made it. Palace getting a mention amongst the Big 6 ❤️💙

naaah if i had this luxury, i’d have gone for palace 😂

For those wey no understand “Manchester United was that guy who peaked in school but can’t make a comeback” he mean say Manchester United na old taker 😭😁😂🤣🤣

Highs? They've had one high, 1 premier League title in 20 years and now they apparently have "highs". Let's see if you maintain it for the next 10 seasons.

Bro left out the most successful English club says a lot 🤣

Man is still angry about the Champions League Final in Madrid 🥵😝😝

He couldn’t talk about Liverpool, incomplete video

The guy is funny too

Just explain them as NFL teams. Tottenham = Cowboys Arsenal = Seahawks Chelsea = Rams Man U = 49ers Man City = Bills Palace = Ravens

No , Liverpool… yeah this guys doesn’t know football

Love the descriptions. CPFC is my local team and as rightly said, you will get an unforgettable experience with the lads from SE25. Stadium experience when #HF05 is rocking is always lit. Just can't go wrong with the Eagles. No promises, no disappointments! 💚🦅❤️💙

As a woman you say you no go pick Chelsea keh

The was he described Chelsea was saccurate c

He doesn’t even rate Liverpool 😭😭

I’m definitely fine with City. Nothing wrong with a man getting their hands abit dirty yea

Man United is the guy who cooked the champions in their backyard

Surely Tottenham is the guy who dresses and speaks well, but has poor hygeiene, always lies, and is a wasteman. So whats the point in dating him as he wont finish off his promise.