lmao -- Markwayne Mullin suggests Mark Waltz wasn't actually fired, but instead decided to leave his role as national security adviser to spend more time with his "new family." (Even Jake Tapper is like, sure, dude.)

When I look for knowledge, the number of names a person has in their name is a good indicator of how dumb a take is going to be.

Oh ya nobody believes that but guess what? We will hear MAGA zombies parroting it all over the place.

Markwayne delivering that line like a kid caught shoplifting who swears he was just holding it for a friend. “New family” sounds less like a career pivot and more like he’s moving into a witness protection sitcom. Even Tapper’s face says, “Bro, this ain’t Lifetime Movie Night.”

Preble Jefferson can see 5 seconds into the future. When government agencies become aware of his skill, he'll do whatever it takes to protect his family. “Calling this a thriller is a bit reductive...The most interesting novel I’ve read in a long time.” --JDC

When the going gets tough, Markwayne Mullin hides behind a wall of other men and a row of seats.

The Signal chat breach wasn’t a joke—it exposed critical military planning to a journalist. When national security protocols collapse into casual messaging, it’s a breach of operational integrity, not a punchline. Leadership breakdowns at the Pentagon aren’t gossip; they’re vulnerabilities adversaries exploit. Fix the discipline, secure the mission. No room for error when American lives are on the line.

How did he not know this when Donald was elected? Did the new family just appear this week?

Fun fact, Mullin is sitting on a pillow on the chair because it won't go high enough to make him look normal.

That's why he immediately accepted the role as Ambassador to the United Nations? Mullin should know to wait 24 hours before guessing the intentions of members of this administration.

😂

Fact: he was fired. Waltz Away Dreaming