lmao this shit is so ridiculous

Another year of this crap? Ugh.

Who is Ted Cruz's savior? See you next year...

Every time I see Sen. Ted Cruz, he’s reclining in cushioned chair and pontificating. Is he a senator or just a perennial podcast host/guest? I’m unsure about what he’s actually doing in politics these days. Texas is not sending us their best. Beyond pompous.

MAGA #FeedMe more conspiracies!!

Depraved Ted Cruz: "Here's what I've said on my podcast..." 🧌😞

Lay off the crackpipe Cancun Cruz

He sounds like a drunk Qanon uncle on thanksgiving.

OMG -stop doing your damn podcast Ted and go to work for the people of Texas. Every third sentence is "on my podcast"!!!

Ted Cruz has a podcast?

Ted's so desperate to fill (and plug) his podcast while also avoid talking about a government shutdown caused (once again) by the GOP. But hey, he's now podcasting 3 times a week. Building up that parachute for when he gets kicked out of the Senate.