Lolcow Update🚨: Daniel has finally been allowed a phone inside prison and posts his first message to the public!

Bro I thought this was real.

It is toobz!

I want him to give a visual example of what he’s talking about.

I was not expecting that news to wake up to.

RIP to all u niggas that thought this was real 😭. Prison beds don’t have a fucking headboard you dumbasses. 😂

A tickle on his tipples!

I just roke up

here’s a good chrestchren

Sounds like Danderson has an STI

@MrWhimsical25

Hopefully he's lying. If he isn't, then no wonder he's psycho.

It hurts to watch this

BROTHER!

Geez these j3ws are degenerates

For a second I forgot he got in trouble with the jail for making too many calls to the public and thought this was real

This boy doesn’t even cum right

@CommunityNotes this is 1000% false

Don’t think this is from current time?

@dumplerooper

Please be true! PLEASE be true!

🚨SEXUAL EMERGENCY🚨

@WarlockOblong

Welp he is back

KALE 🥬 KALE 🥬 KALE 🥬

Heres a good kreshtin. Why is my cum red.

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