Look at this fuckin larper.

That's a colorful chicken.

Larper? No, thats clearly a chicken Klara. I expected you to be better educated than me, since I'm from California.

I'm dumb and retarded tho

Idk, I think being a Californian beats you.

You think thats bad, check out the lyrebird we have here in Australia Mimics 20 species, a camera, a car alarm and a chainsaw 😆

You hold your tongue!

Green chicken has zero game!

He's not larping, he's an impersonator.

Is that where the green eggs and ham comes from?

He heared people don't eat green chicken.🤣

He heard hens were good in the sack!

Nice

Trans is getting out of control

Look, he identifies as a chicken. So he’s trans-chicken. His pronouns are cluck-cluck.

They’re everywhere

Good morning, @emilia_tokes !

"All birds are jerks" -my cats

Two cia agents I house

What a simp

Bro will get grilled soon 😂

PACO = parrot always chickens out

Fuck yeah bro!

Tastes like….wait, what?

Jokes on him, if it clucks I eat it.

@Jackalopes_Inc

Me when I try to be politically correct at work so I don't get fired.

dam poser parrots!! *shakes fist*

Frigin green chicken 🤠

Like this guy:

🤣

Omgggggg I Love Him so much he reminds me of my Bird Rio 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Pick him up please 🥺

I used AI to translate what the parrot is saying. I can't type it here though or I'll get banned.

what a punk