Look, Maggie, Christopher Walken's reading Goodnight Moon!

“Don’t make me tell you again about the scootching” is a banger of a line.

Jay Mohr’s impression 🤌

What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken… I can tell that joke because I’m a quadriplegic. Now Chris tell them the story about the watch.

Inspired by him reading the three little pigs on TV. Shame they couldn't get him to do the voice

Oddly, my brother's kids loved it when I read to them with my Christopher Walken voice.

They're just kids, ya jerk! When I read to kids, they were always happy to see me, and it was fun to play act with them "Come closer little children. NOBODY MOVE!! Please... come closer... TOUCH NOTHING!! ...Come, come."

Gold!!!!

@PaddyWeeMcshane

@txsinatrafan 😂

Needed more cowbell