Lord have mercy #TaxTwitter

another fine analyst for my team.

I don't even know where to start. Normally, I ignore these bc I don't want to give it extra attention, but... folks need to know to avoid this kind of thing. And beyond the obvious bad tax takes, there's the problematic related spelling (it's not a right off—please make it stop).

I DM'd him for more tips. I didn't completely follow the strategy but it involved owning a LLC that operates a pumpkin patch and having all of your children on the payroll, even infants. All of those wages then go into a whole life insurance policy, which they borrow against.

I just took a sharpie and scribbled my initials on every pair of boxer briefs in my closet for the #TaxShields

@mbontrager5 My wife overheard me play this clip and said, “what do you want to bet he spent more money having his name printed on *stuff* than he saved in taxes.” So much bad advice out there.

Imagine taking wealth tips from a guy who needs to write off his suits.

One of the new IRS auditors should have the title of “tik tok Auditor”. They’d be worth their weight in gold (or eggs)!

I still can’t get past the textured black tie with the blue suit. That’s a crime.

The IRS just sent him a DM (direct mail).

It's like professional scam level "licking things to claim them as your own." My signature is all over my house purchase docs. I work in my house so now it's a "place of business" and fully deductible right?