Lorgar takes the Christpill

Amazing

@HMBohemond

The great irony is that the Emperor knew the Chaos Gods existed, tried to cover up their existence with a secular lie while stealing power from them, and ultimately got BTFO when it inevitably backfired.

You just know Big E was posting the worst slop on r/atheism

Emperor initially seeks comfort in Leman, -"heh...they worship a rabbi on a stick"- only to learn he's become a Norse Pagan LARPer with Odin tattoos and wolf posters adorning every inch of his quarters

To Lorgar, worshiping the Emperor wasn't religion. It was fact. The Emperor was real, Lorgar was the created offspring of the Emperor, so Lorgar originally lived to make the Emperors cause his own. Lorgar taught humanity to revere the Emperor for all that he had done. The Emperor ruined a good thing. Seriously, its not "faith" when the Emperor is standing right in front of you, as the beacon in the sea of souls, the immortal leader of humanity. Who's cause for mankind is an eternal civilization among the stars, leading it forever. And actually making it happen. Shouldn't that be respected, revered? Thats not religion, thats acknowledgement of the immense power at the throne of mankind.

@Auri01927202

The dig at The Last Church got me

Imagine if this was an actual AU where lorgar finds a bible and becomes a follower of Christ instead of falling to chaos I wonder if someone has ever written a fic with this premise, id read that for sure

That would be an interesting AU where Lorgar or any other of the Primarchs genuinely converted to the Christian Faith and the Abrahamic god and Jesus are their own Warp entities

To be fair, that was the point. It wasn't whether or not the emperor was right, its that he refuses to see himself as anything but and if there is even the SLIGHTEST possibility he could be wrong, he'll just burn it down

@Son_of_Mars_III

Never thought I’d live to see the day of a Lorgar W, but coupled with another common Big E L, it balances out

Lorgar: Everybody deserves forgiveness and repentance in the eyes of the Lord. Typhus & Erebus: Even us? Lorgar: Nope. Fuck you two. JFG: What about me? John Freaking Grammmaaaaaaaticus. Lorgar: Not even hell would take your dumbass.

Early warhammer writing regarding religion was actually some of the worst writing ive ever read and genuinely pained me to sit through

"Lorgar you stupid fucking chud" oh my god this is funniest line I heardm

Especially relevant with Artemis II astronauts Spreading the love of Christ in Space. RN

Lorgar really out here writing fanfiction in the middle of the heresy 😂 Bro said 'you may have rebuked my Lectitio Divinitatus, father' like it’s a school essay

The last bit is great

Plot twist all the worshiping of Jesus puts god in the wrap and the chaos gods go "FUCK NOT HIM AGAIN!" And proceeds to noogie them into submission

Hey look! It's Lorgar actually making a GOOD decison

The good ending for Lorgar

“Repentancemaxxing Christcel” was in fact NOT on my Bingo card

What's the name of the gregorian chant you used? It's pretty.

Heh now I wonder what would happen if Lorgan insted of Chaos god went for Christianity🤔 Kor Pheron and Erebus would be having na anurysm that's for sure😝

Listen to the audiobook, The Imperium's policies really do come off of something that was made by a redditor.

Rare Lorgar Christmaxxing find

Okay I love this actually. Being a christcel until you can monogamymax with your tradwife absolutely mogs on all the athe67ers

@Auri01927202 I kept waiting for the “you fool I was Jesus! It was a role I took to uplift humanity and fight the chaos gods.”

Oh my science