Lucky bastard

Very lucky until stabby stabby shows up because she thought you were looking at another woman!

She would def draw a blade from a minor transgression

If this was a man, it would be stalking.

Very cute. But if the guy had creeped on her that hard she would be filling a restraining order

She definitely went the extra mile

Simplistic yet accurate 👌

If a man did this he would be arrested

That's extremely creepy stalker vibe

We already know how this ends.