Lying scumbag

Look at him. He is useless. This man is running the country into the ground. Well done to @aclennell that was brilliant. It really exposes this bloke. Keep up the good work.

In Albo's world, "we have changed our position" = "we are blatant liars". We have a liar in The Lodge. #auspol

Many Australians are going to change their position too. FAFO

He lied about CGT, negative Gearing, Trusts, Inheritance, to win the election. He gave electricity subsidies from Debt, changed the RBA rules to force a faked interest rate cut that came back up after cancelling subsidies. The guy is a serial liar, an illegitimate PM. #Auspol

His position has been this for 40 years. He just waited for the right time. Read this.

It's simply time to go. @AustralianLabor has runs it course. No more!

Turns out everyone hates liars lol

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@MantraBlue1kvx

And that’s why we are seeing the change in the polls, the people are changing their position too

Hope the the prick has a stroke or heart attack sooner rather than later. He dosen't deserve to be paid by taxpayers money.

Doubling down isn't going to help his cause. Wanker.

Well @AlboMP here's a newsflash, CUNT! The electorate has also changed its position about the planned future of this Country - AND YOU'RE NOT IN IT! GAAARRN PISS-OFF you lying shitstain!

Pathetic and gutless.

I just cant listen to it anymore

Albanese is a dishonest lying piece of communist scum. He will NEVER be believed again. Everything he says seems to be a lie designed to deceive.

BILL SHORTEN TALKED ABOUT IT WHEN HE WAS OPPOSITION LEADER AND HE GOT BOOTED OUT AND NEVER GOT ELECTED ALBO IS GUTLESS, HE KNEW AUSTRALIANS WOULDN'T BUY IT HE LIED HIS WAY TO THIS DAY

He is so weak it’s amazing he can stand and walk clearly has no spine.

‘Changed our position’ can go right on the mantle with ‘I don’t recall’ I could even imagine Albo calling Dan and getting that line from him. There’s probably a Labor play book on how to tell a lie straight down the camera.

Call an election!!

If you change yr policies then call an election or wait for new election to introduce them. But U R cowardice so you lied to get in and changed it just a few months into the new term. We won't forget lying pollies just as we don't forget thieving pollies like yr MPs & miniesters

taxes here taxes there, taxes everywhere! stop taxing everything ya labour nutjobs!

@AleDowund Liar liar 🤥 @albo

@AlboMP this is what Australia thinks!!

@FL480 Pathetic POS, should burn in hell for this the lying cunt!

UPDATED LIST OF ALBANESE SPIN LINES Bless his cotton socks, Albo and the boys have one single, well-worn script they wheel out every single time the questions get a bit awkward. It’s like they’ve got it tattooed on the inside of their eyelids. Here’s the full “greatest hits” collection for your listening (and sighing) pleasure: • “We changed our position…” • “We are acting collectively in the common good.” • “We’re delivering on…” (tax cuts, Medicare, wages, rebates, housing — just pick one, they’re all in heavy rotation) • “Quite frankly…” • “Global factors…” or “It’s a complex global issue…” • “I believe those figures are wrong… we’ll have to wait and see.” • “We’re being upfront about that…” or “No, you weren’t misled…” • “Yes but… we are doing great things…” • “The previous government left us a mess…” • “We have your back.” • “Short-term thinking is the greatest enemy of good government.” • “I’m a pragmatist…” (especially when doing a sudden 180) • “We’re investing in…” Escape lines.. • “I’ve got to go / I’ve got another engagement” • “We’re out of time” • “That’s all from me, thanks” • “Thank you very much” (then just turns and walks) • “I’ve got a plane to catch” (classic when he’s in a hurry) And when they’re really backed into a corner — like when a farmer asks why his land is suddenly being taken for transmission lines — they drop the next level of comedy gold: • “Great question. The public’s paying for it.” • “Hmm… Good question. Let me take a look… Oh, I’m sorry. That information’s confidential.” • “Ah, good question. That’s been redacted.” • “Ooh, I’m sorry. That information has been marked privileged.” • “I’m sorry, but releasing that information just isn’t in the public interest.” • “Thanks for asking. So this is public infrastructure, paid for by the public… but it’s in the public’s best interest if we don’t know the answer to any of these questions.” Remember the $275 cheaper power bills he promised 97 times? When that one blew up spectacularly, the script instantly flipped to “We changed our position… but we are doing great things… we are acting collectively in the common good.” Never once a simple, honest “Sorry, we got that wrong.” Just the same condescending loop, over and over. This is peak Fabian government energy — they think they’re untouchable and you lot don’t deserve straight answers. Have a laugh, have a sigh, then copy the list and share the ones you hear most. What’s your favourite (or most hated) Albo spin line right now? Drop it below and we’ll keep the updated collection growing. #Auspol #AlbaneseSpin #BrokenRecord

@FL480 A vile piece of human scum.

@Sauronlordking Changed his position? I wish he would ‘change his position’ as no longer being the Prime Minister!!!

@B3ckrs @AlboMP our #DudPM and #1 LIAR in Australia!

The word “position” is scarred and doomed for millenniums to come!!

People voted for this guy. Should be ashamed of yourselves