"ma'am your car is in two pieces"

"You're under arrest?" "For what?" she asks in a car split in half

she dindu nuffin

The only way this situation could have been funnier, if she pulled out the, "I wasnt driving, I was traveling" card

I don't know what's more impressive: The fact she survived that crash or how oblivious she is to the whole situation.

"i wasn't driving" Holy fuck lmao

Im going to assume she was drunk

She definitely didn't seem sober

Wha in the Looney Tunes is this!?

a strong independent woman

@Lugbzurg imagine AI generating videos so you can be publicly misogynistic.

@Lugbzurg This is a real incident lmao wat.

@Lugbzurg Do you have any proof for this? Because cars don't split in two sideways.

@Lugbzurg I guess they do. Checkmate dingus. I guess you're the misogynistic one here. Why don't you trust me, is it because I'm a woman? 😏

Yeah I crashed 'cause I was wearing flip-flops, okay? Don’t judge me.

She's just a girl

"I wasn't driving" "I didn't see you, sir"

What drugs was she on? 😦

strong ones

Never mix SSRIs and booze.

Unless you need to split your car in half

"You drug me on the road for about 30 feet." No she didn't.

yeah the cop over-exaggerating was def the craziest part in the video, and not the woman's actions

@scruffy65 Really? That was the craziest part, the cop lying

I think (hope) that was sarcasm.

@Vader5377728932 it was sarcasm.

How many drugs was she on?

All of them

How did she split the car in half??

I wish they had a video of the incident itself because how is it so clean 😭

She left her bag with ID behind...

Man, how many boxes of wine did she drink.

The trick isn't in the box wine it's in the benzos you wash down with the wine

Too bad the front half wasn't under the truck. Could've saved a lot of money, time and paperwork

I believe if you say stupid shit like that you should immediately lose the trial and get thrown to jail without bail. People like that should not be on the streets.

@a_man_in_red Early Cuyler voice: now this be a dumb bitch

I remember this video, she was so lucky. Bonked the back of her head a bit on the pavement but was otherwise uninjured, I believe. Driving under the influence is the big dumb and it's usually other people that get injured most.

ok sure, but "you dragged me 30 feet" bro literally took like 5 steps.

Full video

Drunk drivers like this old hag are firmly at the top of my shit list, to the point that I believe any drunk driver who causes death should immediately be executed by law enforcement, right there on the side of the road. They are unfit for civilized society.

"You're under arrest!" "For what?"

She could vote before those felonies lmfao

How controlled by the current narrative do you have to be to do this instead of simply getting a ticket or a warning.

“Ma’am your car is in two pieces” Her: “I wasn’t driving… I didn’t see you sir” Front half vanished under a semi, she’s still in full “not my fault” mode. Peak delulu after a crash that should’ve been a Darwin award. #CarCrashDenial #AccountabilityFail

no accountability

That'll buff out.

nothing a little elbow grease can't fix

To be fair she most likely has a concussion and the last 6 hours of memory went poof.

How?

Idk she wasn't driving

Not driving, but pressing the disassemble car button, smh.

"I wasn't driving" "Ma'am, you drug me 30 feet down the road." "I didn't see you." Oye Vey!

Pause at the first frame. Not a single thought was behind those eyes when she stepped back into the car

I don't think the front's supposed to fall off like that.

Cops are such wussies. "Battery on a police officer." Yeah right. She's in trouble no need to pile on bullskate charge piggie.