Machete's not responsible for nobody but Machete!

"Cain and Abel where brother, look at how that ended up" What's up with this series and random amazing lines.

Grew up watching you in this movie. And if my brother gathered our family history right when he was applying for a passport, we're cousins on my dad's side of the family Kinda crazy to think were potentially related to such an icon who appeard in one of our childhood favorites

you are responsible for all of your children. right mom @krisjenner

Spy Kids is where I found Danny Trejo, and I've been a fan ever since!

Legend power intensifies. goat 🙌🏼

lol 😂 Austin !! The skyline has changed a lot since this came out

Machete no tweetea

Yes, This is about my brother and I

Hola Viejo.

I don't want to do it but my nieces and nephews need me the motto of every grumpy Uncle everywhere

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Thank you

As a child, I actually thought that Danny and Antonio were brothers. Now I know, they are. Just not in blood. But their bond might as well make them so.

@Rodriguez I always wear my Machete Elastic Wonders 😆

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@Rodriguez 🤜🤛

crazy how this movie came out on wrestlemania x-seven weekend, if y'all watched it before wrestlemania 17, this might be the best weekend of your life

This movie still flipping awesome!

Spoiler: Cain killed Abel

Even when little, I saw that scene as a completely valid take.

Machete needs to make “Machete Kills Again: In Spaaaaaace!”…

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