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MADONNA HAD NO IDEA WHAT THEY WERE ABOUT TO MAKE HER HEAR. A normal interview from years earlier somehow came back completely mangled after the translation went through multiple languages. The funniest part is watching Madonna realize, line by line, that these are supposedly her own words except they... show more

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CINEMA ON SCREEN 🎬🍿 x 🔴⚪️11 дней назад

The way Madonna slowly realizes how badly her words have been transformed makes the whole clip hilarious. It’s a perfect example of how much meaning can get lost when a message passes through too many translations.

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JAC10 дней назад

Actually surprised at how much she was a good sport about this and seemed to genuinely find it pretty amusing, which it was.

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Gwailo Sings10 дней назад

Where did this Madonna go to!?

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MR_EBRUS11 дней назад

Madonna’s face as the “quotes” get worse is elite comedy. Translations really did her dirty.

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DQD10 дней назад

I can’t stand Madonna. 🙄

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Chief Goddiz🇺🇲11 дней назад

Translations did her so dirty she couldn’t even stay in character as herself.

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RoyM197010 дней назад

Who are the 2 other celebrities on the couch?

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Move Along Nothing To See Here10 дней назад

Why is she a smart ass with just a conversation

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Lee Colenso10 дней назад

Madonna nearly freaked out! But she had to laugh as she was on camera. Very funny, Madonna wasn’t so sure. 🤔🤣

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X10 дней назад

Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders reading this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. It’s on YouTube. 😂

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Dennis Rodman reveals Madonna was chasing him in the ’90s, but he couldn’t care less Graham Bensinger: “When you see that, what are you thinking?” Dennis Rodman: “Not a damn thing.” “I thought it was a joke. She was chasing me in San Antonio.” “Every day I go to practice, ‘Hey Dennis, Madonna keeps calling for you.’” “I said, ‘Who?’ ‘Madonna.’ I said, ‘The singer?’ I said, ‘Whatever.’ I just kept blowing her off.” “Next thing you know, she actually showed up.” “I’m like, ‘What am I supposed to jump up and down because it’s Madonna?’” “I wasn’t even thinking about her. I’m like, ‘Whatever. Great. Cool, Madonna.’” And the wildest part: “I thought her music sucked!” 😭

Dennis Rodman reveals Madonna was chasing him in the ’90s, but he couldn’t care less Graham Bensinger: “When you see that, what are you thinking?” Dennis Rodman: “Not a damn thing.” “I thought it was a joke. She was chasing me in San Antonio.” “Every day I go to practice, ‘Hey Dennis, Madonna keeps calling for you.’” “I said, ‘Who?’ ‘Madonna.’ I said, ‘The singer?’ I said, ‘Whatever.’ I just kept blowing her off.” “Next thing you know, she actually showed up.” “I’m like, ‘What am I supposed to jump up and down because it’s Madonna?’” “I wasn’t even thinking about her. I’m like, ‘Whatever. Great. Cool, Madonna.’” And the wildest part: “I thought her music sucked!” 😭

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Before Madonna Became an Icon, She Just Wanted Everybody to Dance Watching Madonna perform “Holiday” on television in 1984, it is easy to cheat a little. We know what comes next, so every gesture looks like the beginning of something enormous. The problem with hindsight is that it makes the future look obvious. It wasn't. There is something almost ordinary about the performance when you strip away what we know now. The clothes belong to the decade. The television set is small compared with the arenas Madonna would eventually command. The song itself is uncomplicated: take a break, forget the trouble, go somewhere where nobody has to be quite so serious for a while. But she understands exactly how to make that simplicity work. “Holiday” doesn't ask Madonna to prove that she is the best singer in the room. It needs personality more than vocal fireworks, and she knows how to fill the spaces between the notes with attitude. A little movement, a particular look toward the camera, the sense that she isn't merely performing the song but inviting the audience into it — those details do more than a technically perfect vocal ever could. That was one of the things early Madonna understood unusually well: pop is partly about sound, but it is also about giving people something they can imitate. The clothes can be copied. The dance can be copied. The attitude can be copied. Even the way she looks into the camera can become part of the audience's own idea of who they want to be. And “Holiday” is the perfect vehicle for that because the song is essentially permission. Permission to stop. Permission to leave the ordinary routine behind for a few minutes. Permission to dance without needing a serious reason. In 1984, that message didn't need a complicated explanation. Pop music was already becoming more visual, and television gave artists a peculiar challenge: you had only a few minutes to convince people that they should remember you after the programme moved on. Madonna seems to understand the assignment. She doesn't perform as if she's asking for approval. She performs as if the audience has already agreed. That difference is easy to miss now because the image of Madonna is so enormous that we tend to project it backwards. We see the future icon in the young woman on the television screen. I think it's more interesting to reverse that. Look at her as someone who didn't yet have the mythology. No decades of reinvention. No controversies to carry. No catalogue of iconic performances behind her. Just a catchy song, a camera, and a very clear instinct for what the camera was capable of doing. The song says “Holiday.” The performance says something slightly different: Watch me. And perhaps that is where the real story begins. Not with a superstar arriving fully formed, but with a young performer discovering that a television audience doesn't have to know your name yet. You only have to give them a reason to remember your face.

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