MAGA really wasted his money like that

“Perfect attendance at Butthurt University”. 😂😂😂😂😂

Here's a peek inside the front cover.

Opening the sunroof to get closer to your deity...chef's kiss

Ain’t that the guy who mocks and parodies them?

"I'm surprised it doesn't have a GD can opener on this one" Bahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣

"He just gets me, and all my money" 😂

"Easily avoidable" is GOLD

"It's got everything a Christian American needs in one easily avoidable Book..." @jimmykimmel You need to get this guy on your show.

Let’s just skip to the end. You bring the nails and I’ll bring a hammer.