🎥🍿 MAJOR LEAGUE: ASTROS🎥🍿

@TheAstrosLocker

This implies that in order to get to winning, Espada is going to have to have a cutout of Crane that they can tear pieces off until he’s naked

Can we get this edited

PERFECT! Major League: An Astros Documentary

So depressing that it’s entertaining

More entertainment than the majority of Astros games this year 🤷

Needed this for my coping. Ty

@TexansCommenter Taylor Trammell made me scream out loud 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Time to clean house and reload

Some of your finest work

Well that wasn't fucking depressing or anything.

Accurate

i mean you couldve used the actual movie instead of ai brother

I could've but I didn't. How would the actual movie be Astros related in the slightest???

@SportsMT @SportsRV this is too good

@FootballCheez

I rooted for the Lastros since I became self aware enough to root for anything, back in the 1970s, back in good ole National league, back when rainbows consisted solely of earth-tones, back when there was no trash can slapping cheaters.

On the bright side tickets getting cheaper

Should have had Correa play the role of Roger Dorn, washed up former star player lol

That is such a good idea 😭

@TexansCommenter @mike_mckusker

Get to know, Dax Whitney 2027 Draft

@TexansCommenter Wait, was that Long Duk Dong from Sixteen Candles?

@TexansCommenter Would probably have a lower era than Imai

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👏🤣🤣 brilliant! At least we have some humor about this horrible Astros team. That’s something positive.