MAJOR ORDER PLEASE #helldivers

I've literally had people argue against me over Brilliance saying "well we need to hold the line here." Line? What line? FFS the Dissidents are more important cus you take them out and there won't be moments like this. Some even think there will be a reward for the SO to the MO

Just move the DSS AND see how the most of those monkeys get Jingle-jingle'd back to the MO.

Like why don't we have an in game general chat or something still? Why can't we make community polls and shit, still in game to coordinate better. We would be a truly great elite army liberating everything we see instead of being some stupid force of nature spinning a wheel

bug divers are truly fascinating, there are so many of them on a single planet all the time, AND CAN'T EVEN GET TO 1% LIBEARTION, WHAT ARE THEY EVEN DOING? THE BUGS? ARE THEY BUG FUCKERS? ARE THEY INCREASOING THE BUG POPULATION?

Only a terminid dissident would dive on brilliance to aid the ruin of our MO

I’m starting to not like democracy BECAUSE DUMBASSES LIKE THIS GO BACK TO THE MAJOR ORDER YOU BABOONS!

Yea if we fail this MO I’m done. I’ve been busting my ass diving on these bug shit infested planets. As have many others (even new players who are doing great and have already figured out what to and not to do). Tired of the small percentage ruining everything. Sounds like irl

I swear Joel made the strategic on purpose just to lure a bunch of idiot divers to brilliance…

Base Bugs with DSS support sounds like a pretty easy choice.

Monkeys

I come to the conclusion that a good majority of bug divers just can't read or use common sense. Even getting shot by a stimgun will upset a bugdiver to the point of killing a medic. Just tell them where the bananas are at this point.

Also why is DSS on brilliance

Like I said before, arrowhead knew exactly what they were dealing with this strategic opportunity. Perfect bait for idiots who don’t stop to think

Nah, im in Karlia doing my part

I WANT THAT FUCKIN REWARD DUDE. I DIDNT JUST SPEND 6 HOURS 100% ING EVERY GAME ON D10 FOR NOTHIN

Keep crying

It just sucks cause we used to be able to clear planets with only 10k players in 4 days. The planet liberations have been changed super heavily

I like brilliance, but Jesus fuck

How are we failing a 1.25% planet when we were making more progress on Gar Haren (a 2.% planet)

Baboonism once again threatens a MO. IDK how many times this has happened

we need the bot baboonians to get in matar bay once they fail their bananas festival in zefia to cut the automatons filthy plans of once again invade choepessa !

Hey at least I’m using the spear!

Respectfully, there's more than enough divers on Luxuriant to get 'er done

Arrowhead needs to put our liberation rate in the game and make a good tutorial on how the War works since people are retarded

The baboons should calm tf down and get smarter, there's a bloody stratagem on the line

im going where the SEAF are

Monkeys blinded by DSS's majesty and stay with it

AH added that order so we’d fail. They know how dumb the community is after that gambit they refused to not defend.

I am also begging for people to do the major orders. F Brilliance for now.