Make a plant-based smoothie with me:

@willmenaker Lettuce? Like, why tho? It’s got basically zero nutritional value compared to almost anything else you’d put in a smoothie.

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@willmenaker Lettuce?

as opposed to a meat-based smoothie

MYOB, fake vegan/ indicted criminal.

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No

@willmenaker Plant-based smoothie?!? Nice try… better throw some ground beef in there

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