Make it make sense.

Holy shit, that’s so true. They scream in pain while punching you in the face

@LibertyJen They’re jeans. I don’t see a problem. Sorry her ass isn’t the size of a planet or she doesn’t have a dick! Get the fuck over it!!

Ur brilliant ❤️

Here’s how it makes sense: 🥜 = 🥜

Well it doesn’t make sense because you’ve just created these fantasy versions of arguments and people in your head — you’re attacking a strawman and it’s pathetic and unfunny

Every progressive argument descends into a hypocritical contradiction wherever context complicates the narrative. They applaud assassinating a healthcare executive while gleefully accepting a fellowship stipend from a private equity executive that chairs an Art foundation.

They declared war on great boobs just to get attention. Boobs are the two hills everyone else is willing to die on.

This is some of your absolute best work. Thank you.

Excellent observations, Bridget.

the leap from Sydney has good genes = only her genes are good is very delulu

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Reactionary commentary just must be a gold mine for comedians. I truly don’t understand how you can go from Obama-era liberalism to this slop.

That's not borderline personality . . . that's bipolar disorder . . . with psychotic features . . .

Right??!!

Put a dollar in the swear jar every time you say "literally," and you will be rich Bridget 😎

The thing isn’t the thing. It’s always about the revolution. That’s the real thing.

This is the Taylor Lorenz for the right. Insufferable white trash.

Old addage.. haters gonna hate.. still applies.. 🎉

The unintended consequences of things like the Lanterman–Petris–Short Act of 1967 and the set the crazies free movement that became mainstream after the movie "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest." Rest assured these people are on a trajectory toward a homeless camp in Portland.

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False. People can be against Israel without being liberal and retarded.

Spot on! 😆

Probably not the same people? But it works for your narrative so you just make it up

You're not helping yourself with the Israel tie-ins. Israel is starving two million people today.

This episode was hilarious and I think u got a lady crush on her…