Makin Fancy Stuff: French Fruit Tart

Everybody needs a distraction, amirite. Also I’m (obviously) not a chef. I’m an idiot goofin around. You should come see me goof around professionally (just jokes no baking):

“It’s not as crumbly” and I fucking died. 😂

“You just pour until your memaw’s ghost tells you to stop” That’s my kind of baking directions. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Oh nooooo…You did not say, tart your engines.🤣🤣🤣

I did not know you can bake. It looks delicious. Nice use of the French terms. I could watch your cooking videos all day long. I'm curious what @ChefReactions thinks of this.

You’re the only positive thing to have come out of America in a really darn loooong time! My husband and I (Brits) are in stitches! :D

I adore you, whether you're chatting in your car, performing on a stage, or whipping up delectable French delicacies. You're smart, you're funny, and I enjoy you!

Looks awesome! Nice works. Notes: British accent was spot on, French sounded more Quebecois than Parisian. That's ok, all my inlaws are from Quebec. If you can work the expression "Trow me down da stairs my hat" in that accent, I will be forever aprreciative!

French Fruit Tart sounds like a fun Saturday night out in gay Paree. (As a gay Francophile, I'm allowed to make this joke. Not really.)