MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO SANDBAGGER

guy like me when the baddies pull up

you never heard this before

Rare NL L. If the baddie doesn't like me doing a DT cannon and then enthusiastically over-explaining how the 7-bag system works and has been a consistent part of tetris for the last few decades when we boot up Tetris® 99 then it was never going to work between us, I'm afraid.

NL keeps trying to convince his ND audience of the benefits of normiemaxxing but it's always shit like "obfuscate your true self to receive tepid, contingent & temporary approval of the social group for the purposes of only gaining the attention of the least interesting people"

If a man can't destroy me in a videogame I'm gonna get the ick

Teaching you how to play the game while schooling people in the game. Head pat belly rubbing core and you’re treating it like an arm wrestling competition. Rare Librarian L 🤦

don't straight men get tired of doing this

This is bad advice because it’s implying you want to get with the most boring women imaginable

If she doesn't respect my skill she's not worth it

the baddies must know I can ball though

Librarian, pull up the JWong clip