Man Disguises Self As Illegal To Get Free Healthcare

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The Babylon Bee’s satire hits a nerve because it mirrors reality. Medicaid fraud and systemic abuse by those who exploit loopholes are rampant. Take Singapore jailing an Indian-origin man for impersonation to steal medical care—or Delhi busting Bangladeshi illegals disguised as transgenders. Both cases prove identity scams drain taxpayer-funded systems. Medicaid’s collapse isn’t just bureaucratic bloat—it’s millions added through fraud, ER abuse, and unchecked illegal immigration. Every dollar wasted on these scams is stolen from citizens who paid in. Time to lock down benefits, enforce borders, and prioritize Americans. The data behind these abuses demands attention—see the evidence laid bare:

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@MarkWarner did some team search for you ! Even the UNIONS are blaming the Democrats!

Newscum just called this a ‘bold new diversity initiative in healthcare access.’ 🤡

The Babylon Bee is worth more than all of the fake news MSM. Funny too.

What's funny is it's technically not satire 😂😂

This would be funny if it weren’t sadly true.

Woman disguises self as 8th grade boy to get free tampons.

Like really what is stopping someone from declaring they are illegal?

I've known about half a dozen at my dialysis clinic who actually did this back around 2019 or so. Unfortunately, you have to be "evaluated" at an in-person appointment so being pale probably won't get you anywhere.

That's great, except it's a crime if an American citizen tries it.

Why not at this point. That country is getting Fvcked. FJB

Systems reveal incentives. This isn't a joke, it's a diagnostic.

Pretty much sums it up right there!

Yo soy ay caramba!

Good idea

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 Would Dems try to come after you for Fraud???? For being a legal citizen and defrauding their fraudulent healthcare for illegals?????

How long until @Not_the_Bee can copy/paste this one too?

"Run for the border."

Oh, the "Bee" is doing documentaries, now !!!

I'm going to identity as Jewish so I can wipe out all my neighbors and take over their houses and then scream 'but muh holocaust!' so there will never be any consequences.

People do everything for their own benefit.

Unfortunately, probably not satire.

Since he is claiming to be an illegal alien kick him out of the US with all of the rest of the illegals.

Gracias Gov Newsom! And you get free health insurance, and you get free health insurance! and you get a drivers license! y para ti y tu tambien!! ¡Que pais !

Fortunately I was there practicing in my Halloween outfit - I’m going as a doctor. I gave this guy a couple of shots; used a urine cup, and poured some harmless looking liquid in it. I’m quite skilled it’s in my nature. 🩻💉 I also gave him some glycerin caplets and told him to use them as soon as he got home. Also told him he should double the dose shown on the RX because his issue was very serious and needed to be dealt with immediately. I then patted him on the head and sent him on his way. 👋🦹‍♀️

Did it work? I need some medical care.

Great News Muchacho, Massachusetts will also give you free healthcare!

Free Costco samples! 😆😆😆

I've been wondering if many young people are disguising themselves to fit into DEI profiles to get jobs.! What do you think?

Pays no taxes! Imagine what you could do with 100% of your earnings

excellent. One nit: it's illegal ALIEN.