Man explains why this alligator won't kill him

i refuse to believe it

Steve Irwin explaining how the snake isn’t going to bite him, gets bit promptly afterwards

How to survive an alligator attack

I tried but didn’t work out so good…

This is the exact same principle behind a successful marriage with a loving wife. Your fuck ups as a man are directly correlated to your happiness levels in any relationship.

Perfect friends.

It's all good until it isnt

count me out of this

Couldn’t bear to watch this, was bracing for an attack the whole time 😬

is it wrong to be disappointed at the ending?