man on a first date

I legitimately want to cave your face in with the back end of a rifle

Do you mind if I use this as a quote on a poster

Women choose courtship, men pick wives. Women are conservative with who they date, men are conservative with who they marry. Women are picky when it comes to sex, men are picky when it comes to commitment. To be a wife you have to be selected. We need Fathers to teach this.

I literally went on a date with this man in 2021. I obvs left early. When I messaged him the next day to say I wasn’t feeling it he replied ‘so we need to see more of each other not less!! You need to get to know me better!!’ Then told me he loved me more than his ex wife.

This has made me feel unwell. That's a compliment I guess?

The opening line is a winner

My god man, how do you do it? Very painful to watch. 10/10.

I know it’s a sketch but the secondhand cringe I feel is so real 😬

why do I love all your absolute worst characters

30 seconds in I was really struggling...I got there in the end though. I need some fresh air.