Mario Bros 3 just dropped, and it feels different...

“Would you plumb me? I’d plumb me. I’d plumb me so hard.”

"Would you 1up me?... I'd 1up me all night long."...lol

“Oh, wait…was she a great big fat princess?”

Hahahaha. This is worth a few more datacenter for sure.

It puts the Shrooms on its skin or else it gets Bowser again!

Historically accurate. That's how I always saw him.😬

it took me a solid minute to figure out why this looked so familiar

What in the name of Nintendo is this? 🤣

"It puts the mushrooms on it's skin so it can power-up again"

From the producers of: HBO's Lanterns...

We keep proving that we shouldn’t have nice things

Put the mushrooms in the fucking basket

Mario Goth 3

I'm not using AI to its fullest extent.

Not funny bro, Mario would never do that, It puts the lotion on the skin!!!

What the fuck did I just watch?

Checking the game manual

Bruh yoshi killed me😂😂😂

video game accurate

It rubs the lotion on the mushroom

Thank god they didnt include the weiner tuck part

How is that not bowser? "It's ma'am!

No fucking way I'm dying 😭

"I'd Luigi me..."

You sob

Nah man - somebody's going to redo this and add the next bit where Mario tucks his junk. That's something I can live without

The Yoshi part got me 😆

Lol this is so fucked up i love it

@SamofSarcasm

Would you play me? I’d play me, I’d play me on the hardest level.

Cheech???

Ewww! Thanks I hate it 🤣

Why he look like cheech