😭😂 MARK GOLDBRIDGE HAS COMPLETELY LOST IT AFTER BOURNEMOUTH’S THIRD! 🗣️ “You know when you’ve pissed on a piece of tissue paper? All the resistance of that — WET, WET, WET, F**KING WET!” 😭

This cunt is all that is wrong with modern football!

How is he putting the fault at the defense for that goal. See what the fuck the keeper is doing

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Poetic 😂

the way hes describing it is sending me but hes not wrong about the pitch being heavy after rain

Why doesn’t he ever go to games?

Because @markgoldbridge has his own audience who tune in specifically to watch along with him! Hope that answers your question!

@markgoldbridge So basically he’s not a fan, but an attention-seeking twat? I knew that, but thanks for your insight

@Rufus_45 @markgoldbridge Fuck off who are u

@Rufus_45 @markgoldbridge I can see how you keep your 15 followers engaged! Are you a member of MENSA by any chance?

@keith_mubiru @Rufus_45 @markgoldbridge He has the biggest football channel on youtube never missed a mufc game. We dont know who the fk are you.

@keith_mubiru @Rufus_45 @markgoldbridge 4 followers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cunts a fuckin walloper... Yer a fukin greyin old man actin like a tennage lassie.. fukin specky gimp

Why doesn't he go to the games?

He’s such a huge cunt not his name , plastic brummie twat

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Lmfao,,

@Ali_0890

Mark and is analogy 😂 😂 😂

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Didn’t know he was a fan of 80s pop music tbh

I thought that fake fan would have changed team by now. At least he is sticking with United.

I thought he’d fcuking missed it ! 😂

WTF 😂😂😂

I laugh at his metaphors

He's real name is Brett and he's a Notts forest supporter who has made a fortune by pretending he supports Man United. Total Cunt

Is there anywhere in the UK worse than Manchester, remember these pricks voted Burnham in. 1 dimension.

Now we feel sympathetic towards this guy 😭😭

@therealdonmacco 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

When you pee on a tissue paper 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 generational

Long may United continue to be absolute shite because a Goldbridge meltdown is comedy gold 😂🤣

the way hes describing it is so specific that you know hes felt that exact feeling before and honestly thats the funniest part

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English fans of Manchester United are living through a nightmare. And the remark that one might as well place the Egyptian pyramids in Manchester’s defense—since they would at least show more movement—will go down in the history of match commentary...😂

Not sure what's more entertaining. Goldbridge's rants when a goal is scored against ManU or all his haters getting ragebaited